Kids Say (and DO) the Darndest Things…

Over the past year Emma has said and done some of the CUTEST things. 
I try to share these with friends and family on Facebook.
I thought I would share with you, too…

quote for today… “EMMA! Get your head out of the potty!”April 14, 2009 at 1:53pm
Emma’s new quote: we were eating meatloaf and I told her to take a bite of her meat… “It’s not MEAT… it’s HANNAHBURGER!”April 24, 2009 at 11:26pm
here’s one for you… THREE times today I have caught Emma holding the door open so her 10 month old baby brother can crawl OUTSIDE *argh!* ROFLOL Me thinks maybe she’s trying to get rid of her brother! hahahaMay 26, 2009 at 6:04pm
is giggling while to listening to Emma outside. You see, the neighbors have a trampoline too. The neighbor boy is jumping on his trampoline at the same time as Emma… “KID!!! I’m BOUNCIN’!!”… “KID!!! I’m BOUNCIN’!!!”… repeat, repeat, repeat LOLMay 29, 2009 at 8:44am
saved us from a trip to the hospital tonight. Mommy played doctor and removed a green plastic bb from Emma’s sinus cavity (aka nose) with a pair of tweezers. She had been complaining that her nose hurt and she had a booger. June 12, 2009 at 10:46pm
Here’s a cute Emma funny. Last night during her tantrum in her room it got quiet. I was on the phone but heard her door open a crack. I look up to find her looking down at me and I hear “MOMMY… my crabbies are all gone” ROFLOL.July 26, 2009 at 8:36am
OMG, here’s an Emma funny from just a few minutes ago. I use garlic salt on top of my bagels. She was licking salt off her fingers and saying “yumm”. I turn my back for a second and hear her freaking out. She had opened the container and tried to DRINK IT! ROFLOL Poor baby had garlic salt everywhere, was gagging and was saying “YUCK YUCK!” hahahahahaSeptember 28, 2009 at 12:07p
loves it when she brings out the “rotation” tub of toys and switches the toys out and Emma says “THANK YOU Mommy for the NEW toys!” hahahahaOctober 6, 2009 at 1:06pm
ahhhh, the sneaky 3’s… Emma made herself a glass of chocolate WATER and helped herself to my perfume this morning while I did my makeup and hair.December 2, 2009 at 10:52a
Emma said to me “You’re cute”.. my response to her “Well, you are ADORABLE”. Emma was silent for a minute and said “NOOOOOOOooooooooo… my Dora bowl is downstairs!”December 16, 2009 at 1:16pm
Jason got home a little after Emma was tucked in so he went in to tell her good-night. He said he sang her three songs then started another and then Emma said, “We’re not doing that right now… Good Night.”February 15, 2010 at 8:24pm
Emmaism of the day… we were driving to Krista’s baby shower in Raymore. From the back seat we hear Emma squeal “The sky is too loud!” We were confused, then she said “I can’t see!” OOOOOOOOOoooooooooo… the sun was bright LOL.April 3, 2010 at 9:06pm
How cute… Sid the Science kid is about germs today. Emma ran into the kitchen with her hands in front of her and exclaimed “Mom! I have germs on my hands!”April 14, 2010 at 7:43am
Quoting emma as she is running through the sprinkler… Mommy! I am getting sloppy wet!May 24, 2010 at 6:50p
Emma quote of the evening: “Mommy, get off your butt and get the big stick!” (referring to getting a long stick to retrieve her balloon off the vaulted ceiling)July 17, 2010 at 7:10pm


  1. Michelle Feliciano says

    lol …my nephew cracks me up all the time

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